Ezekiel 4:12 Cereal

Ezekiel 4:12 Cereal January 16, 2012

Ask and you shall receive! After I suggested the idea in my last post, Jeff Carter kindly made this addition so as to offer a more comprehensively Biblical range of cereal choices:

If you don’t get the joke, take a look at Ezekiel 4:9, which gives its name to a genuine range of products, and keep reading at least until Ezekiel 4:12.

A nice bowl of Ezekiel 4:9 cereal will go nicely with a slice of Ezekiel 4:12 toast

What you spread on it is your own business.

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  • Robert

    Not only do you have to bake it on human dung, you have to lie on your side in public for 390 days, so it’s only biblical for long-term street sleepers.

  • Alright, now someone needs to come up with the Ezekiel 4 Seige of Jerusalem playset. “Comes with everything you see here!”