Coffee, coffee, we adore thee!
Java glory, java love.
Brains awake like flowers before thee.
Raise our mugs to God above.
These new hymn lyrics come from Unvirtuous Abbey on Facebook, and I thought it worth turning into a meme image. One commenter on Facebook added a second verse:
Melt the fog of sleepy stumbling;
drive the dark of night away.
Giver of immortal gladness,
caffeinate us for the day!
Of course, it should be sung to the tune “Ode to Joy,” although others work as well.