Would and Wouldn’t, Can and Can’t, Should and Shouldn’t

Would and Wouldn’t, Can and Can’t, Should and Shouldn’t

Cristoph Heilig shared an experience of embarrassingly saying โ€œshouldโ€ when he meant โ€œshould not.โ€ We all know that it does happen, even those of us who donโ€™t think that the president misspoke rather than later backtracking or doing damage control. Indeed, there is a famous Bible in which they accidentally left out the negation in the commandment prohibiting adultery!

Heiligโ€™s post reminded me of an experience related to this, at least tangentially, in which canโ€™t became can. The first time I visited Romania, I was asked to preach in just about every church that I showed up in. I had been learning Romanian already but was not yet at the point at which I could preach in the language, so I used a translator. In one visit to a church, there was a friend with me who had been translating for me elsewhere. But this church said they have their own translator, and so my friend went and sat in the congregation.

As I preached, I could tell something was wrong. I would say a short phrase, and the translator would say something long as though not translating but commenting on what I said.

It was only afterwards that I found out what had happened. The translator was familiar with British English, and when I said โ€œcanโ€™t,โ€ he understood โ€œcan.โ€ And so if I said (preaching from 1 John) โ€œThe church canโ€™t be like the world,โ€ his translation meant โ€œThe church can be like the world.โ€ When I then followed by saying โ€œThe two are opposites,โ€ he was then forced to say something like โ€œBut, if you really think about it, at the end of the day, the two are in fact opposites.โ€

I might be able to find a copy of the text of the sermon that I prepared. But even if I did so, I would still have no idea what sermon those in the audience heard that day.

At any rate, with all the focus on โ€œwouldโ€ and โ€œwouldnโ€™tโ€ it reminded me of my โ€œcanโ€ and โ€œcanโ€™tโ€ story, and so I thought I would share it with you.

I mean I didnโ€™t think that I wouldnโ€™t share it with you.

Or something like thatโ€ฆ


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