I Have to Sit Down
But first, come see my Register doo-dah, doo-dah, called “Is the world getting worse?” Short answer: no. Long answer: well, go see!
I had the misfortune to somehow accidentally post this piece yesterday, but didn’t realize it until someone who disagreed with me left a comment. So I took the post down, and then had the lovely time-warping experience of being able to craft a reply to the comment that will be reappearing today. Ha ha!
In other news, I am planning a CONTEST. With a PRIZE. That doesn’t SUCK. Stay tuned, and I will announce it tomorrow! How delightfully gimmicky! How pointlessly suspenseful! How I wish someone were cleaning my bathroom while I waste time on stuff like this!
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