Why? Because it keeps raining here and I was bored.
Edited to add: just in case anyone missed the fun the first time around:
Pants: A Manifesto (my first response to the supremely creepy original message from Catholicity)
Pants Pass (a printable card to keep with you in case you need to pop out to the store for more corset starch)
WWMD (a gentle reminder that Mary wasn’t actually made of plaster)