I wrote today’s post (including one of my favorite photos on the entire internet) entirely on my new laptop and YES IT KILLED ME. Wah wah, poor me, I have a brand new machine and I wasn’t born knowing how to use it, and I had to trim my fingernails so I would stop skidding around on the keyboard so much. Question: why has there been no legislation to mandate a flashing red “UNDO” button on all computer programs, or whatever you young parsons call them?