I Have to Sit Down
“Keep that tree up until Epiphany!” they keep saying. “It’s still Christmas, you know! Don’t take down that tree yet!” they keep saying. They are imagining something like this:
O, Holy Night!
Whereas what hulks in our living room is more along these lines:
Oh, holy crap.
Epiphany, you’re on your own.
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