Falser words were never spoken

In general, when you’re going to make a list, there should be at least ten elements.  Or, if you are in a hurry, five is respectable.

Two, however, is just pathetic.  I gotta start going to bed earlier.  Maybe in the mean time, you can head over to the Register and give some examples of the falsest statements you’ve ever heard.  There must be more than two!