Are you attached enough?

Yeah, yeah, it’s about a month too late.  I just happened across an anti-stroller article and a Facebook group dedicated to women giving birth not only not in a hospital, not only not without a doctor, but without a midwife or any assistance of any kind — even without your husband or “partner,”  because it’s, like, freer, or something.   And I says to myself, I says, I may be the only normal person left in the world.

(I do actually co-sleep, by the way, because it’s easier.  I have never found a baby carrier that I like, so I just carry the baby in my regular old arms.  Or I make the other kids do it.)