Baby Glutton doll, combining toys with breastfeeding, now available in the US!  If only there were some way to involve vaccines, circumcision, or Sarah Palin, this product would form the perfect trifecta of Things Americans Freak Out About. Read more

Wha? Read more

Everybody laughs when people say, “Won’t someone think of the children!”  But — well, won’t someone? In other news, The Jerk has been making some noises.  Not just the noises he makes when he eats too much of my disgusting fried chicken, but “I’m almost done with another movie review” noises.   I believe WordPress has decided that there’s no particular reason anyone would want photos on their posts.  Or paragraphs.  But once he gets that straightened out, I feel sure that you... Read more

Cut from today’s post:  the conversation I had with a three-year-old about the Teletubbies.  She said they were not human beings.  I asked how she could tell.  She said, “Well, because they don’t wear clothes, and they don’t pray.” Read more

Simcha Fisher Was Incredibly Restrained By Not Directly Referencing Her Motivation For Writing This Post. Read more

I actually quite like polar bears.  Less fond, however, of being blinded and then poisoned in my own home. Read more

Just like it says. Read more

Oh boy, today we’re finally going to go visit my sister, whom I haven’t seen in years!  I haven’t even met all of her kids!  I may or may not be online, so I’m counting on all of you to back me up, because today I’m talking about three ways to fool yourself into thinking you love chastity when really all you’re doing is talking about sex alllllll the time.  Bonus:  I mention Dressing With Dignity.  (I’m working on a... Read more

Since the roof didn’t cave in on me when I wrote about modesty on Tuesday, I did it again today — specifically, about where a woman’s responsibility to be modest ends, and where a man’s responsibility to be a gentleman begins. (Hint:  There is some overlap.) Read more