6 Telltale Signs Your Pastor or Prophet Might Be a Divine Con Artist

6 Telltale Signs Your Pastor or Prophet Might Be a Divine Con Artist 2024-04-23T18:51:53-04:00

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Learn to discern genuine spiritual guidance from exploitation with this simple guide on ‘Recognizing Religious Scams’. From miracle merchandising to fortune-telling fiascos, here’s how to navigate the signs of a divine con artist in your midst.

1) Miracle Merchandising

You might have a spiritual scam artist on your hands if your pastor is selling divine souvenirs. Think along the lines of Jim Bakker, the televangelist who traded his pulpit for a peddler’s stall, pushing everything from a supposed COVID-19 cure to “End Times Food Buckets”. If your pastor’s sermons sound more like a late-night infomercial than a place of worship, it’s time to start asking questions.

2) Charging for Divine Access

Is salvation starting to look like a celestial country club membership? If your spiritual leader is trying to sell prayer sessions or blessings, it might be time to scrutinize their intentions. Take a look at the deceased Pat Robertson of the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) and the infamous 700 Club. The CBN website details a baffling tier system of monthly pledges, which may leave you wondering if these donations unlock exclusive spiritual perks.

3) The Prosperity Prophecy

Be wary if your spiritual guide’s favorite sermon turns into a religious “get rich quick” scheme. Joel Osteen, known for his prosperity gospel, promises his flock that large donations will lead to personal wealth. But it seems the only one becoming wealthier is Osteen himself. If your pastor starts sounding more like a savvy investor than a shepherd, it’s time to reconsider.

4) The Holy Humblebragger

Is your pastor more focused on flaunting their jet-set lifestyle than spreading spiritual guidance? Take Kenneth Copeland, for instance, America’s wealthiest pastor with a net worth of $760 million, who shamelessly justifies his extravagant lifestyle as “heavenly.” If your pastor’s social media looks more like a celebrity magazine than a humble spiritual guide, you might want to start looking elsewhere.

5) The Ego-Driven Evangelist

If your pastor thinks they’re the exclusive operator of a God hotline, beware. Pastor Steven Furtick has convinced his followers that he alone is the divine vision holder. But when their spiritual guidance resembles a grandiose infomercial and their ego outshines their halo, it might be time to find a more grounded guide.

6) The Fortune-Telling Fiasco

Beware when prophecies start sounding like vague horoscope entries or political punditry. Pastor Hank Kunneman’s confident prediction of a Trump victory in the 2020 election was far from accurate. When prophecies are as cloudy as a stormy sky, it might be time to seek clarity and spiritual guidance elsewhere.

 

In essence, when spirituality starts to feel like a game of divine deception, you may need to reassess. As it turns out, a genuine spiritual journey doesn’t need a gift shop, a membership fee, or a fortune cookie. It’s time to bring your faith back down to earth.

 

About Stuart Delony
My hope with Snarky Faith is to incite change no matter how big or small. I want to cultivate conversations that help people to look for new ways to live out their faith. I'm also one of the weird ones that think that God still moves today - we're just looking in the wrong places. I'm here for those that are fed up with the way things are and want change. Whether you're tired of church culture or deconstructing your faith, you've got a safe space here. If you're questioning, seeking, or aren't even sure why you're here; just know it's cool, and I'm glad you showed up. It's always good to meet fellow travelers along the way, and I've learned that it's never by chance. You can read more about the author here.
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