I love squirrels, myself. Some say they’re rats with fluffy tails, but I think it’s the opposite: a rat is a squirrel in a state of undress. I think squirrels are delightful. There aren’t enough in this neighborhood, possibly because of all the stray cats. I especially like lovable old squirrels when they get into mischief, like stealing bird food or GoPros. Yes, a squirrel recently stole a GoPro and showed us all a breathtaking tour of his tree. Noble, obliging beast that he is, the squirrel ended his jaunt by returning the GoPro to that hipster-looking gentleman in the last second of the film. We could all learn something from squirrels.
We’ve seen a happy squirrel, now let me tell you about a fish that died happy.
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