All right, everybody, gather round. It’s less than a week before election day. Time for my prediction. I’ve been writing about the election for months, and now it’s almost over. Here’s what I’m sure is going to happen on election night, 100% guaranteed. If I’m wrong I’ll personally mail you a dollar if I ever get a dollar (and I never have a dollar so you’re out of luck). 1. We’re all going to sit down with our nasty grownup... Read more