Oh, come on! You don’t have to go through all this for a great cup of coffee.
All you have to do is visit the Mystic Monks.
I think I’ll grab a bag of the great-tasting ’09 Christmas Blend while it’s still available. And, you know, a bag of Jingle Bell Java, which won’t be available again until Easter, when it turns up as “Pasha Java.”
Hey, self-sacrifice is a good and noble thing. But it’s cold out there, and I can’t get warm!