So, I spent a good portion of the morning writing something that I thought you’d enjoy. It concerned a pal, but it was funny and sort of sweet, and I had written a couple of deliciously wicked metaphors about someone who had spitefully and needlessly wronged him. Then I showed it to my pal, who asked me not to post it. Well, fine, but now I have nothing for you guys to read. I had had a plan. It did... Read more