… What?! It’s still Easter. Read more

… since I forgot “Molto Bello Monday” I thought my female readers might appreciate a little Fabio Cannavaro, the Italian Serie A footballer. What’s that I hear… a collective sigh? I assure you this is not the best photo of him, it just happens to be the only one I could find that was blog appropriate [i.e. fully clothed]. But by all means, feel free to utilize the google image search function if you feel so inclined. You are welcome. Read more

… sixteen days. Read more

… just because I am in nursing school and work in the nursing field does not mean that it is ok for you to tell me all the intimate details of your bodily functions. And no, I will not diagnose your symptoms or look at that suspicious oozing sore and tell you what I think it is. If you are seriously concerned about your health please contact your regular physician or go to the clinic. Read more

… due to it’s content, today’s Malta Monday has been moved to my twitter account. It does contain language not suitable for young readers, and low brow humor that most of you will find distasteful… and that I should probably be ashamed for finding humorous. Read more

… please do not try to charm women by quoting movies. Save that for your old developmentally arrested college buddies. Half the time the reference will be lost on us anyway and we will just think you’re having a stroke. Thank you. Read more

… I lost 4 followers in less than an hour. Must be my charm. Read more

… during a dinner with the emperor Tiberius Caesar, Mary Magdalene was speaking about Christ’s Resurrection. Caesar scoffed at her, saying that a man could rise from the dead no more than the egg in her hand could turn red. Immediately, the egg turned red. Because of this, icons of Mary Magdalene sometimes depict her holding a red egg. Also, this is believed to be an explanation for dyeing eggs red at Pascha… my patron saint. Read more

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… I have met my travel expense goals thanks to your many generous donations! But I am keeping the donation link open… you know, just in case I have to use my phone to send out a tweet asking for bail money. Stephanie, consider yourself on retainer. Read more