… we have better men. Ignacio “Nacho” Figueras. Read more

… It’s a new year full of promise. Since this is the beginning of another decade I decided to pull out all the stops and make some major changes in my life. So, I firmly resolve to eat better, buy organic, recycle, quit drinking, work out 5xs a week and avoid all near occasions of sin. *** Oh, man! I totally crack myself up! Read more

… That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. While the Bard of Avon would probably be surprised to learn his phrase is being used to justify afro-centric names like La’Homa and Inakqa Sativa… I have to admit that it is only recently that I have started to endear myself to my very own moniker. I’ve hated my name for as long as I can remember; Katrina. Of course that damn hurricane didn’t help... Read more

… For CR, who thinks I do it wrong. 😛 Read more

… While out shopping this week at the local mall, I couldn’t help notice a very attractive family… how could any one not notice. It consisted of one very well endowed blond wife in a skin tight dress. To her credit the frock did cover her nipples. To her left was a small entourage of beautiful daughters, all pre-teen and teen aged. The young girls flipped their hair and chatted on their cell phones while sauntering sexually in their skin... Read more

… the poor moslem terrorist who wanted to blow up a plane on Christmas and kill innocent people was a sad lonely kid suffering alienation… poor wealthy boarding school outcast. I think he just needs to hug it out with someone. Perhaps he can share a beer with Obama and call it a day. Off for shit’s sake! What kind of retarded ass reporting is this? Read more

… that is that, and this is that, you tell me what you want, and I tell you what you get. You get away from me. You get away from me. Read more

… losing your cell phone’s wall charger and then trying to purchase a replacement for your apparently archaic flip phone… so ancient, in fact, the store clerk had to travel to the island of misfit electronics to find me a replacement charger. He found one. Used. And gave it to me free of charge. Out of pity. too bad I can’t purchase this little bad ass piece of technology. Read more

… this. uh, it’s still Christmas people. Read more

… you have to battle with your co-workers to keep the Christmas tree and decorations up explaining to them that Christmas is not over yet. Then you pull up the Vatican website to prove your point. Read more