… listening to The Boy laugh in his sleep and knowing you have a very happy child. Read more

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… an addition to The Boy’s growing home library. Read more

… ditto. Read more

… here are the top ten tackiest representations of your birth… Only in Florida with 52 votes Submitted by: The Young Catholic Human Hair with 39 votes submitted by: Erichttp://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46 My personal fav; Cthulhu Nativity with 39 votes Submitted by: Mike LSD Frogs with 28 votes Submitted by: Kathryn The Birth of Cheeses of Nazareth with 18 Submitted by: Eric Simpson’s Nativity with 14 votes Submitted by: The Young Catholic Recycled Trash with 12 votes Submitted by: Jackie Bottle Cap... Read more

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… I hate you. I want the last 4 hours of my life back that I spent swearing under my breath and assembling your Hyena Droid Bomber. I can only assume your toy designers forged some unholy union with Ikea and Satan. Damn you to hell, Lego. Read more

… I was no where near Italy or the Pope last night and I have not gone off my meds! Read more

… diabetes to go with my cirrhosis of the liver. Yay! Diabetes! Read more

… or why I am not sold on midnight mass. Because there is something inherently wrong about going to mass after the annual family Christmas party; which you have to be inebriated to survive, then sitting in a packed pew with kids passed out on top of you, after wards driving home at 2am, followed by playing Santa for the next two hours only to be woken up one hour later by your exuberant son at the crack of dawn.... Read more