So far 39 of you have voted you don’t remove your ashes till you shower or wash your face the next day…. so I can only assume you are receiving your ashes at the evening liturgy. Or maybe you don’t have Fr. Heavy Hand smearing ashes across the entire span of your forehead and extending down the slope of you nose. Read more

… my co-workers gas. How do you tell some one they need to see a doctor because they smell like their ass died? Read more

… getting praise from my boss for a job well done. Read more

… Ireland is not known for it’s appetizing cuisine. The whole purpose of this cub scout project was to bring a food dish from your family’s country of origin. I give up on Ireland… cabbage and potatoes. Blech. Screw it; I am just going to bring some Taco Bell and call it Puerto Rican cuisine. Read more

… now I cry. Read more

… help. I need to come up with a *doable Irish recipe by tonight for my son’s cub scouts. And no, picking up some Guinness is not an option. NB: when I say “doable” I mean something easy that I can cook and won’t cause nausea, diarrhea, food poisoning, stomach cramps, or dysentery. Any ideas? Read more

Source. Read more

… and not me, you must endure this… Read more

… no, I’m not speaking in tongues. Watch T.V. and movies, listen to music, or publish your novel. Read more

… I find it disturbing that you can see my house on Google Maps. Well, at least the grass was cut. Read more