… I am totally bat shit crazy! Read more

The life of St. Sergius. Read more

… bill maher is an ass. Read more

…this morning I took home the gold in personal injury by succesfully burning off a clump of hair with the hair dryer, stabbing myself in the eye with a mascara pencil and burning my forehead with a flat iron. Yay me! Read more

… because saying “It’s a Mystery of Faith” sounds way cooler than “I don’t know.” Read more

… we can be ecumenical and interfaith till our ears bleed but some things will never cross over. It will horrify your evangelical dinner guests when your five year son takes their glass of red wine and waves it over his head singing “Behold the Blood of Christ”. Read more

Most holy Lady, Mother of God, light of my darkened soul, my hope, my protection, my refuge, my comfort and my joy, I am grateful that you have enabled me, unworthy as I am, to partake of the most pure Body and precious Blood of Your Son. You bore the true Light; give light to the spiritual eyes of my heart. You bore the fountain of immortality; give like to me made dead by sin. Kindhearted Mother of the merciful... Read more

… nothing like a typical game of “I Spy” with my son to keep vanity in check. The Boy: I spy something white. Me: Can you be more specific? The Boy: It’s on you body. Me: My shirt? The Boy: Nope! Guess again. Me: my socks? The Boy: Nope! Keeping trying. Me: What?! There is nothing else white on me. The Boy: *squealing gleefully* Your hair! I spy your white hair! You know, the white hair under the black. Read more

… but all the pants I bought my son for school this June don’t fit anymore! Read more

… forgetting about bottling the boundless energy of youth. I don’t want it. What I want is that gene in men that impairs their vision to see and register a messy house. I am home sick today. My first sick day in years. Did I use this time to rest? Of course not, I am a woman. Even when I was up at 3am taking a cold shower to bring down my fever, I sprayed the shower with tilex. A... Read more