My name is Anne Carpenter. I am a real person, and I exist outside of the Internet. And, yes, I am an actual professor. My professional expertise includes Catholic systematic theology, Hans Urs von Balthasar, theological aesthetics, liturgy, Trinity, and Christology. If that means nothing to you, my non-professional interests include poetry, music, Star Wars, and art. If that still means nothing to you, I do not know why you have ended up in this corner of the Internet. You are lost: please Google yourself out of here.

This site is where I jot down my spare thoughts. All thoughts are my own, and not necessarily those of any organization with which I am affiliated.

That’s it, really.