Zeus 1, Jesus 0

This 7-story statue of Jesus, the pride and joy of Solid Rock Church, was smote by lightning and burned to the ground last night.

Now, only the steel frame remains.

Pat Robertson, what say you?

(I am sorry for the church’s loss, and they’ve already promised to rebuild it.  But, maybe, God will prevail upon them to spend their money on some people who need it.)

HT: Courtney Perry