What To Get Your Pastor’s Wife for Christmas

Don’t know what to get your pastor’s wife for Christmas?  Well, I’m here to help!  At pastor-gifts.com, they’ve got a whole section dedicated to the faithful wife:

When trying to decide what to buy, have you wondered what the top Christmas gift for our first lady is? It depends on pastor’s wife you are buying for because each one has her own unique taste and interests. But you should know that our pastor’s wife is woman just like all women have something in common always have some similar interests as well. For example, almost women are interested in exquisite things.

Choosing something that can enrich pastor’s wife and help her relieve pressure will be thoughtful and wonderful. What’s kinds of life does your pastor’s wife have? She choose to be special wife, but how many have you ever know from her heart, sometimes, they must have a bad feeling of fatigue, helplessness, pressure and sorrow, she also needs help and support.

You know person’s biggest need is that for recognition. Our pastor’s wife needs to receive our recognition and appreciation to support her service and value. Let your personalized and thoughtful pastor’s wife giftshelp you express your gratitude and blessing.

There’s some awesome grammar in those paragraphs.  And, if you like poetry, how about the poem on the plaque above:

When we thank God for our pastor,
we must give Him thanks for two,
for when your husband came to us,
God also send us you.

And we say thanks for all you do
and lift you up in prayer.

Your presence blessed all of us
who know you from day to day
as our pastor’s wife,

You are serving God
in a fine and worthy way.

And if that’s not quite right, how about their top 25 list:

1. Spa Basket – Bath products (bubbles, bath oils)
2. Cookbook
3. Flowers
4. Engraved Crystal Plaque
5. Garden Tote & Tools
6. Books
7. Music CD
8. Pillowcase
9. Throw Pillow
10. Big Candles (with her favorite scent)
11. Sentiments Vase
12. Pets
13. Plants
14. Scarf
15. Personalized Casserole Dish
16. Jewelry Box
17. Family Necklace
18. Ring Holder
19. Compact Mirrors
20. Handmade Christmas Desserts
21. Picnic Backpack
22. Cashmere Gloves
23. Oil Lamp
24. Family Relaxation Wear
25. A planned evening out or in without children

I can pretty much guarantee you you that, after reading this, I’ll be getting Shelley Pagitt a throw pillow for Christmas this year.