Beware People Bearing Cameras and Microphones Asking Your Opinion About “Our New Pope”

You know, when there isn’t one. You may become a pawn of Jimmy Kimmel Live, like these eager folks.

My favorite leading question? The one about our new teenaged Pope, naturally. If we had a teenaged Pope, see, odds are I wouldn’t have to endure another conclave.

Share your favorite new pope with me in the combox below.