Ladies? The Almighty Orgasm Needs Your Help Getting Folks the Right Kind of Pornography…UPDATED

Satire Alert!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but the Almighty Orgasm is trying to grow the ranks of the faithful, you see. Because there isn’t enough easily accessible pornography in the world, wouldn’t you agree?

So “the Big O” has hired someone to enlist you in providing videos of yourself and your significant other (or others) engaging in intercourse, you know, for all the world to see. She’ll even pay you for this, as her sponsored by the McCallan interview makes clear below.

Meet Cindy Gallop,

Need more reasons to learn from the Pompatous how you can be a pioneer for the Pleasure?

Few startups are more brazen, and few entrepreneurs are more irreverent than Cindy Gallop, perhaps most known for her brief yet epic 2009 TED talk.

Gallop, a former BBH branding exec who dates men in their 20s found that too many of these paramours wanted to do with her the things they saw in porn. But porn sex is not real world sex, and studies show the average person first encounters porn when they’re an impressionable 8 years old (not a typo). By the time these individuals reach adulthood, there’s a deep-seated misconception that porn is, indeed, the way sex is done.

So Gallop partnered with Oonie Chase to redefine porn and promote “real world sex” with Make Love Not Porn. They set up a web platform whereby real-world couples (and trios, quartets, etc., if you’re into that sort of thing) can submit authentic videos of them having sex. Videos are curated by the MLNP team (ed. upload fee, a paltry $5.00) and put on the site, where fellow real-world people can pay $5 to rent a video (ed. hopefully yours); the business and its stars (ed. your dream chance awaits) then split the revenue. Gallop says in the first few months, some users were already pulling in 4-digit revenues.

More details over at the Almighty Orgasm approved New Media master website, Mashable. Google it.

Oh My Orgasm! You can seek the Center of Our Pleasure, make a video of your trek toward the wonderfulness of the Summit, thus spreading the faith, educate the masses on what beautiful sex really looks like, get paid…it’s a winning combination for all mankind. OMO!

Our Savior the Orgasm is smiling at the prospects, and looking forward to your participation. Don’t you just feel warm and tingly about the prospects yourself? Porn harms? On the contrary! Join Cindy on the mission. Be Pro-Sex. Pro-Porn, and Pro-Knowing the Difference.

UPDATE:

LifeSiteNews: I thought porn was perfectly ok…and then I saw some.