Crashing the Obamacare Servers Is Easy As Pie. Here’s Why…

Load testing? We don’t need no stinking “load testing!”

Tom McDonald has the skinny. Prepare to be amazed.

Somebody should have read ITIL For Dummies. Or this,

“If any of you wanted to build a tower, wouldn’t he first sit down and work out the cost of it, to see if he can afford to finish it? Otherwise, when he has laid the foundation and found himself unable to complete the building, everyone who sees it will begin to jeer at him, saying, ‘This is the man who started to build a tower but couldn’t finish it!'”

–Christ, the Lord (Luke 14:28-30)

Parables. Grounded in common sense, since forever.