Because my eldest son, and I, took the holy water carrying effects of this baby full to the face.

KA-POW!
That sucker can carry 10-20 times it’s weight in water, let me tell you. And it can part the crowds like nobody’s business.
I don’t know how many palm fronds were blessed with it, yesterday, but I am very glad my wife had that ever present pack of tissues at the ready in her purse.