Obama is the King of the South!!

You’ve probably heard by now that President Obama busted his lip playing basketball over Thanksgiving. You probably thought to yourself: “I guess that’s mildly interesting, but how does this qualify as the lead story on the nightly news?”

Well, if like the rest of humanity you too thought this was a non-story, then it’s because you’re not the “Co-Prophet of the End Times”!!!

As it turns out, Obama’s busted lip was a sign that he is in fact the “King of the South”. I have no idea what means, but guess who does…..