On slow days, I usually check out what good ol Steven Anderson has uploaded to his youtube page and VOILA: instant post material. Today was one of those days, and I was just about to do a Mother’s Day post about Steven Anderson’s naked mom, when I came across something amazing. One might even describe it as “life-changing.” Ladies and gentlemen, I an honored to be able to officially announce that Steven Anderson and his like-minded preacher buddies... Read more
We all know that listening to rock n’ roll is a one way ticket to hellfire and brimstone. Now, with the use of countless partial out of context quotes and lyrics combined with the belief that no one has ever talked about the devil in jest, the people at GoodFight.org prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that rock n’ roll is in fact the devil’s music!! Turns out Michael Jackson had a secret room of mirrors where he... Read more
As we continue the countdown to Judgement Day on May 21st we bring you yet another sign of the coming apocalypse. Do you know what the first Google search result is for church?? That’s right, Mark Driscoll is the top result for “church”!! If “Pastor Mark” is the top definition of what looks like, then surely Jesus is coming quickly to reclaim her church and save her from the insanity, arrogance, and closet fundamentalism that is Mark Driscoll and... Read more
If you don’t believe us, then please examine exhibit A below. It’s the aftermath of a root canal combined with Jesus and unicorns and sprinkled with a little rap. The entire video is incredible, but the “Who’s in the house? Jesus’ is in the house” rap starts about 1:09. Enjoy and you’re welcome. Read more
If you’ve been blessed by the Erik Estrada Good News Gang video or felt a sense of patriotism swell up inside from the Chrisagis Brother’s American Man anthem and want to share those good feelings with your children, then you’re in luck! Presenting the Good News Gang “character building” plush toys. And what kind of character do these toys build? Well, according the the :45 mark and their choice of doll for “drug awareness” it looks like they will... Read more
Bad Christian music + white people dancing = never a good combination Read more
May 21, 2011 (AKA Judgement Day) is just around the corner! So, we’re keeping an eye on things for you, looking out for any sign of our impending doom so that you can get right with Jesus before He comes back in a few weeks. Here’s your latest sign of the apocalypse……glow in the dark pork! Miami NewTimes – Gabriela Garcia : There have been a lot of signs of the apocalypse lately. Earthquake in Haiti, tsunami in Japan, the Donald... Read more
From the great mind that brought us “Farewell Rob Bell”, we now have this gem of a tweet from John Piper… So many questions… For starters, what does that even mean? Is Piper predicting his own assassination at the hands of SEAL Team Six? Was “Farewell bin Laden” too passe? With all the news coverage why can’t Piper spell bin Laden’s name correctly? And, most importantly, why is John Piper still allowed to use Twitter? Read more
With all the news surrounding the death of Osama Bin Laden, it’s easy to forget the REAL news story this month…. The world is ending on May 21st!!! I bet you forgot. Well, we are here to remind you. To help you out, starting today we will be highlighting daily signs of the apocalypse which point to our imminent doom. That way you can make appropriate preparations for the coming apocalypse. As part of this awareness campaign we have... Read more
We are currently in the process of updating The American Jesus giving it a fresh new look and adding some important features. So, if you have any problems accessing the site tonight, then please be patient as we make things better than ever. And a BIG THANKS to everyone that has been following us! We wouldn’t be upgrading things if it wasn’t for YOUR support! Read more
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