It’s March Madness time which means it’s time for all true blooded Americans to neglect their jobs for the next couple of weeks pouring over obscure statistics in order to fill out the perfect bracket and then watch that bracket bust after the first round. Since we anticipate having our own brackets busted by Friday we’ve decided have some fun before we get depressed. We’re starting a new tradition and we’re calling it: American Jesus Madness. It works... Read more
I don’t mean to make assumptions, but the guy in the video seems quite taken with the “radiant and ruddy” man described in Song of Songs. Maybe even more so than his (assumedly) female lover who writes about him. For those taking notes at home, here are some things on the “real dude” checklist. Dark skin (editors note: RAWR!) Doesn’t wear skinny jeans Doesn’t drink decaf herbal tea Wins lots of fights Doesn’t listen to Celine Dion Doesn’t watch Ellen... Read more
As we noted the other day Jesus has been popping up everywhere lately. Now it turns out Jesus has shown up in a rock. That’s not particularly surprising considering everywhere else that he’s appeared, but what is fun about about this appearance is that the Jesus finder has put together a detailed video diagramming exactly where Jesus and Mary appear in the rock for those of us (normal people) who can’t see him in the rock. Extra bonus with this Jesus... Read more
I love Mormons. They make me giggle for so many reasons. The whole “Are they Christians?” conversation is pretty amusing too. Everyone in “mainline” churches tend to get upset when Mormons claim to be a part of the church. What most people don’t realize is they’re not saying “we’re in this together with you guys!” They’re saying “we are the real church, not you guys.” Not convinced? Then you need to brush up on your Mormon church history, or as... Read more
There are many reasons why I am not Pentecostal. Chief among them: I’m not nearly in good enough shape. Pastor Dale can show you what I mean. Enjoy. Read more
As someone who runs a blog, this guy is just a gift that keeps on giving… Read more
Today is Ash Wednesday- the beginning of the season of Lent. It is a time when we reflect on our own humanity and recognize our need for the Chosen One. To signify this, we use ashes and put the mark of the Chosen One on our foreheads. That mark, of course, is a large capital “P” for Palin! If your pastor/priest tries to draw a cross on you, just expose him as the socialist that he is and find a... Read more
All this time I thought if there is a Christian in the story of Peter Pan, then surely it was Pan himself. After all, he’s the one that saves the day! Well, apparently I was wrong. Looks like Captain Hook was the real Christian. After he got eaten by the crocodile he apparently went on to star in his own Christian children’s tv show. Makes sense. If you can’t get enough of what you see below then make sure to... Read more
For all you Tosh.0 fans out there this one’s for you. Looks like somebody took Tosh up on his “surprise trust fall” challenge from a while back, and that person was Jesus. Read more
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Lent Comes To Haiti
Obviously we like to spend most of our time here at American Jesus on the lighter side of life, but every once in a while we like to pause to highlight moments when the grace of God shines through our many imperfections. Yesterday was Ash Wednesday, the beginning of the season of Lent in the church which culminates on Easter Sunday. Those of us that attended an Ash Wednesday service yesterday left with ashes shaped like a cross on our... Read more