The Church of Kardashians By ANDREA MAGRATH They’ve conquered clothing, fragrance, books and reality television, and now the Kardashian have created their own church. Speaking to Piers Morgan, Kim Kardashian has revealed how she funded a church set up last year in Calabasas by her mother Kris Jenner. The revelation came after Morgan asked the reality star if she knew how much she was worth, to which Kim replied: ‘Whatever it is, I give 10 per cent away to the church... Read more
This week’s edition of Tract Tuesday is a combination of the things that we love most about Chick Tracts. First, this is an entry in Jack Chick’s “Adapted for Black Audiences” collection- which is always fun. Secondly, there’s a bad guy displaying the “Haw Haw” laugh. Finally, this one ends with a twist that M. Night Shyamalan would envy. Enjoy! (As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all their hard work in putting this... Read more
If you’ve been looking to add some interpretive dance to your Sunday morning service and the lady we featured a few months ago is booked, then look no further than “Slim Jim”. He’s the best pantyhose mask and track suit wearing, breakdancing interpretive dance evangelist you will ever see. Here he breaks down the gospel for us with the appropriately named song “Misguided.” Read more
Do you struggle inviting your friends and neighbors to church? Then, maybe you should enlist the services of “Pew-Haul”…. *Kudos to Community Christian Church for its good sense of humor. Read more
In Dallas, a youth pastor is incorporating football into his church services. My favorite part of the news article is the excessive use of football/faith metaphors, like the following: “And the playbook is your Bible,” “And as a receiver, you have to receive the blessings from the Lord,” “In life, sometimes you’ll need a Hail Mary; a break when you feel blitzed; and the freedom to celebrate when victory comes your way.” I’d like to offer up some football/faith... Read more
So apparently if you’re a fundamentalist Christian and you want a “relevant” way to communicate your message you turn to computer animation. We saw it in abundance yesterday with the prophecy videos and we see it again today for Fundie Friday. This time we’re learning about “evilution”. That’s not a typo, at least not on my part. That’s how they spell it in the video. As all “good” creationist presentations go this one begins with the premise that evolutionary theory is intrinsically evil. Then... Read more
Keeping with the prophecy theme today we’ve got a prophecy MEGA-POST that is sure to blow your mind. Or at least leave you asking “What the $%#&?” First up we learn about the angel of the bottomless pit from a guy wearing a pope shirt Next, Vin Diesel is wearing the coolest Christian/tiger print shirt of all time as he stands in front of what I assume is a time portal reciting Matthew 24 Last, but certainly not least... Read more
The Third Eagle isn’t a one man show, replying only on his own special visions, insights, and keyboard riffs. In this video, he gives credit to a Serbian fellow with an interesting story. Either that, or he’s running out of his own material… Read more
Some things just leave you speechless. This is one of them. Read more
Pastor: Ok, we’re going to start a new ministry where we get out in public and try to get some people to repent of their evil ways- Who’s with me!? Congregation: <cricket chirps in background> Pastor: Did I mention it will be in the parking lot of Hooters? Men in Congregation : Blessed be the Lord! Here I am, send me! The fun really starts at the 1:30 mark… Read more
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