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It’s been a while since we’ve featured ‘ole Ray and Kirk from Way of the Master, so we figured this was long overdue. Today, Ray and Kirk use cartoons to tell us all we’re going to hell. Fun fact: Jesus never said He was going to judge anyone using the 10 commandments. Read more
If you’re like me, you’re worried about accidentally giving money to a business that says “Happy Holidays!” instead of what Jesus said: “Merry Christmas!” Luckily for us, First Baptist Church in Dallas created a website for consumers to report which businesses are naughty (Happy Holidays!) and which businesses are truly celebrating Jesus’ birthday. You can see it here at Grinch Alert! Here’s a couple of the better “Naughty” ones so far: Crowley City Hall – Crowley Texas... Read more
This one goes out to all of our Catholic friends. To our Protestant friends, just ignore the heretical statement about Mary being the only human born without sin (guess that excludes Jesus) and the “fact” that Mary is God’s “five star general”. Although I think that last bit is pretty awesome. Apparently, Jesus is going to lay the smack down on the Antichrist with Mary’s rosary and scapular. Should be fun! Fun fact, the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is... Read more
This video is making the rounds today, but it’s too good not to repost. Enjoy some tips on how to hit on some fly Christian women. (Via) Read more
That crazy Rudolph is at it again!! Escaped Reindeer Found Hiding Under Elf House LAKELAND, Fla. — A reindeer escaped from a nativity scene in Lakeland, but was later caught hiding under an elf house, police said Tuesday. While the story sounds like a Christmas tale, police say it’s true. A caller to police early Tuesday morning said the reindeer had escaped from the nativity scene at Highland Park Church of the Nazarene on Lake Highlands Road. Church personnel responded to... Read more
Last week Ken Ham, the founder and president of Answers in Genesis, announced his group’s next project- Ark Encounter. Ham is probably best known for doing his part to promote a literal reading of the book of Genesis. In 2007, he opened up the Creation Museum– a shrine dedicated to all things young-earth. The Ark Encounter promises to have, among other things, a full scale replica of Noah’s Ark- complete with petting zoo. The formal announcement (video below)... Read more
DISCLAIMER: If there are no new postings in the coming days, please assume that it is a direct result of the following tract and contact the authorities IMMEDIATELY! DISCLAIMER PART DEUX: To our Muslim friends out there, we did NOT create this tract, nor do we endorse ANYTHING that is said or ESPECIALLY DRAWN. We are simply calling attention to a travesty. If you find yourself offended in anyway please direct your frustration to: Chick Publications P.O. Box 3500 Ontario,... Read more
Do you, like us, find yourself getting carpal tunnel syndrome from typing in “theamericanjesus.wordpress.com”? Or maybe you have a secret prejudice against “.com”. We here at American Jesus want to help you out, which is why we are pleased to announce our new address: Nothing is really changing and if you’ve already got the old address bookmarked, then have no fear you will be automatically redirected. We just wanted to let everyone know because clearly this is life changing information. Read more