Scientists Create Demons!!

Last updated on: November 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm By Zack Hunt

Scientists Convert Information Into ‘Demonic’ Energy For the first time, scientists have converted information into pure energy, experimentally verifying a thought experiment first proposed 150 years ago. The idea was originally formulated by physicist James Clerk Maxwell, but it gained controversy because it appeared to violate the second law of thermodynamics. Put in experimental terms, this law states that when hot and cold water are mixed, they will eventually reach an equilibrium middling temperature. Maxwell proposed that a hypothetical being (later dubbed Maxwell’s demon)... Read more

Hookers for Jesus

Last updated on: November 16, 2010 at 12:30 pm By Zack Hunt

‘Hookers for Jesus’ Tries to Save Las Vegas Prostitutes Meet Annie Lobert — a former prostitute with a singular mission: saving Las Vegas hookers. Lobert, and her faith-based mission — which she calls “Hookers for Jesus” — are the focus of “Hookers: Saved on the Strip,” a three-part series premiering Dec. 8 on Investigation Discovery. “When I used to get arrested and the vice [cops] called me a ‘hooker,’ it really offended me,” Lobert told The Post. “So one day I... Read more

Tract Tuesday – part 7

Last updated on: November 16, 2010 at 10:08 am By Zack Hunt

I’m sure this will come as a shock, but Jack Chick is apparently not a big fan of evolution. (Bonus points if you catch the “made-up dream” they are close to capturing at CERN) (As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all their hard work in putting this tract together.) Read more

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Last updated on: November 15, 2010 at 2:41 pm By Zack Hunt

American Jesus has finally joined the 21st century!! Now all you twitterphiles can keep up with all the comings and goings here at The American Jesus Blog. So start following us on Twitter now: @amercnjesusblog ***Also, for those of you suspicious of the great monolithic considerably that clearly is the emergent church, now you keep up with everything that is going on at the global Emergent Headquarters by becoming a follower on Twitter: @emergenthq Read more

Mmm… Jesus cookies

Last updated on: November 15, 2010 at 11:34 am By Guest Contributor

Here at American Jesus, we are tired of the war on Christmas. The cookie industry has plotted for decades to remove Christian themes from cookies by cranking out cookie cutters shaped like Christmas trees, holly, and snowmen. This year, make sure you stick it to those secular Christmas haters by using only one cookie cutter shape- baby Jesus. That’s right, for just 7 dollars you can help us take back Christmas by making sure your kids eat baby Jesus throughout... Read more

Fundie Friday part 11

Last updated on: November 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm By Zack Hunt

Evolve or die!! God wants us to destroy the environment!! Or at least that’s what Pastor Steven Anderson would have us believe. Apparently, not only can we destroy the environment around us, but it is our calling to do so because in the end God will restore all things and therefore in our destroying we are simply giving God more to repair and therefore He can display more of power! It’s pretty airtight logic if you ask me. (Just don’t tell... Read more

Fake Funeral Flames Fury

Last updated on: November 12, 2010 at 10:49 am By Guest Contributor

(Richmond, IN) Ron Chappell, pastor at New Life Ministries Church of the Nazarene, said he was contacted by a member of his congregation about the death of a girl in Iowa and her mother’s wish to have a funeral service. Chappell on Tuesday conducted a funeral for the 15-year-old girl, who her mother, Angela Boyd, claimed had been raped and murdered by her father in Iowa. “She showed up with an urn and a box that was marked for donations... Read more

There’s An App For That

Last updated on: November 11, 2010 at 10:16 am By Zack Hunt

Maybe you’ve found yourself sitting around just staring at the wall thinking “Boy, I sure wish I could see Jesus on that wall.” Well, now you can!!! THE WOODLANDS, Texas, Nov. 11, 2010 — AppTech Corp is pleased to announce that its vision of Jesus app, labeled “See Jesus” is now available on Apple’s App Store for 99 cents. The “optical illusion” will display an image of Jesus on a blank surface after the viewer stares at the caricature for thirty seconds on any iPhone.... Read more

The “Ultimate” Christian Rock Song

Last updated on: November 10, 2010 at 11:33 am By Zack Hunt

Call me crazy, but I don’t think a guy on an acoustic guitar qualifies as “rock”, but if it’s on the internet then I guess it must be true. However, there is definitely something “ultimate” in this video……… his haircut. Read more

Paying Your Tithe

Last updated on: November 9, 2010 at 12:04 pm By Zack Hunt

This one just leaves me speechless…. Read more