“Behold, I stand at the U.N. and knock. If anyone hears my voice and lets me in, they will get to be an ambassador to heaven forever.” Found at Teen Sleuth Read more

Yesterday, Mark Driscoll sent out this tweet… It was a not so subtle attack against the entire blogging community (ironic considering he has a blog himself), implying that bloggers don’t “get stuff done.” The logical inference being that people like him do. There’s nothing really that surprising about this tweet attack. It’s just another volley in a never ending stream of defensive maneuvers from celebrity preachers (not all, but many) who’s biggest pet peeve in life is apparently criticism or,... Read more

Yes, Jesus action figures are real and available for purchase. Unfortunately, you cannot redeem UPC codes to win the spear of destiny (which looks a LOT like a sword of destiny), the holy grail, or the ark of the covenant. At least not that I’m aware of. Read more

Is your living room a den of iniquity? Is your favorite recliner in need of a little redemption? If so, your prayers have been answered. That is, of course, if your prayer was, “Dear Lord, can I please have some quasi-blasphemous furniture? It would really tie the room together. Amen.” Found here Read more

I’ve always said, “The only thing the passion story is missing is a little sex appeal.” So glad the folks in Hollywood finally recognized that too. Brad Pitt Eyes Pontius Pilate Lead First announced last year, Warner Bros. has plans to bring to the screen the life story of Pontius Pilate, the 1st century Roman prefect who authorized the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Today, Deadline reports that Brad Pitt is eyeing the leading role. The screenplay, from Woman on Top... Read more

We’re just a matter of hours from crowning a new champion in college football. Or are we a matter of hours from learning the fate of the world? No surprise here, the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse thinks it’s the latter. And even though he’s catholic, he’s calling the game for Alabama because obviously they represent Barack Obama and obviously Notre Dame represents the Roman Catholic church and obviously this game is really a prophetic statement about Obamacare so obviously... Read more

Is Jesus relevant to Christianity? I realize that probably sounds like a bizarre question to be asking, but in recent weeks I’ve begun witnessing an equally bizarre phenomenon. It really picked up steam after the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary, but it started before that in random blog comments and Facebook posts that I’ve come across on a variety of subjects. What am I talking about? The claim that Christians should not be expected to model their lives after Jesus.... Read more

A few months ago I featured a new comic book called Punk Rock Jesus. In case you don’t remember, the series was based on this premise, The book covers 14 years in the life of Chris, who is born out of a modern-day equivalent to the immaculate conception: Pieces of DNA are scraped off the Shroud of Turin, fused with an egg and are inserted into a virgin girl found via nationwide audition. Well, it seems that the punk rock Jesus... Read more

  This morning I had the privilege of leading the devotional for a group of senior adults at my church. I have to be honest. I was incredibly intimidated. Not because it was a big group. It wasn’t. But because the collected wisdom of those gathered in front of me vastly outweighed my own. I’m currently working on my third theology/religion degree, this one from an Ivy League school, but all that learning has taught me one thing – There... Read more

If you’re looking for a new doctor, I have a few suggestions. However, I can’t confirm whether or not he has been to medical school. He prefers a more, um, holistic approach to medicine. His name is Jesus and can be whatever sort of medical professional you need him to be. He can be a nurse. Or a surgery assistant Or a consultant. Or in an emergency situation, he can just take things into his own hands. Whatever you medical... Read more