Short Stack #13

[Apology in advance: Some of these may be repeats.] Jesus praying to God is the same as masturbation. ______________________ New Superstitions for the Modern Age: If your oatmeal has black specks in it, and if you eat the black specks, you will sicken and die. Eight-year-olds, take note. ______________________ Why, yes, you're right. It IS a "mute" point. Probably best to say no more about it. … [Read more...]