Short Stack #19

During Shakespeare’s brief professional wrestling career, he was known as the No Holds Bard. [Ba-dump-bump!] Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here the whole page! ————————————————————— Cool joke to play on your kids: Hire a repulsive middle-aged man and woman, get them to dress in ill-fitting, mismatched old clothes and drive up in a clattering, rusted-out beater. They get out, walk up to your door and knock. You open the door and say “Hi! Well, … [Read more...]