Holy Shit, Really?!?

Huh. The Pope is quitting.No surprise, though.He never really recovered from that fight with Yoda.I'll bet it has something to do with blackmail involving a sex tape with Jar Jar Binks.Hey, wonder if Sarah Palin is advising him?But the REAL REASON, revealed here for the first time: The Pope read my book,┬áRed Neck, Blue Collar, Atheist ... and has realized he can no longer believe in souls, Heaven, Hell, or the Big Magic Juju Guy.My work is done.____________________Oh, well, SHIT. … [Read more...]


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