Holy Shit, Really?!?

Huh. The Pope is quitting. No surprise, though. He never really recovered from that fight with Yoda. I'll bet it has something to do with blackmail involving a sex tape with Jar Jar Binks. Hey, wonder if Sarah Palin is advising him? But the REAL REASON, revealed here for the first time: The Pope read my book,┬áRed Neck, Blue Collar, Atheist ... and has realized he can no longer believe in souls, Heaven, Hell, or the Big Magic Juju Guy. My work is done. ____________________ Oh, well, … [Read more...]