Holy Shit, Really?!?

Huh. The Pope is quitting.No surprise, though.He never really recovered from that fight with Yoda.I'll bet it has something to do with blackmail involving a sex tape with Jar Jar Binks.Hey, wonder if Sarah Palin is advising him?But the REAL REASON, revealed here for the first time: The Pope read my book, Red Neck, Blue Collar, Atheist ... and has realized he can no longer believe in souls, Heaven, Hell, or the Big Magic Juju Guy.My work is done.____________________Oh, well, SHIT. … [Read more...]


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