Dec. 4: Church Bulletin Laughs

Church bulletin bloopers are always good for a laugh.  Here are several that were cited in the National Catholic Register:

▪ “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale.  It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Bring your husbands.”

▪ “Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.”

▪ “Smile at someone who is hard to love.  Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care much about you.”

▪ “Don’t let worry kill you off; let the Church help!”

▪ “Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00pm.  Prayer and medication to follow.”

▪ “The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7pm.  The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.”

▪ “The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.”

I commend enjoyment.  (Ecclesiastes 8:15)

Lord, bless my life with joy and laughter.

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