The Secret Reptilian Brotherhood of Mormonism

The appalling revelations about the true character of Mormonism just keep coming during this “Mormon Moment.”

Consider the following, for example:

And this one, which (caveat lector [or Lecter?]) is a tad explicit:

Come on.  Admit it.  You’ve always suspected that the General Authorities were shape-shifting lizard men, haven’t you?  In fact, in your heart of hearts, you’ve always known it.

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New Testament 191