Gasgacinch! Get Yours NOW.

 

Image courtesy of my nephew, John Walters

 

This is a great product.

 

My brother liked it so much that, about a year before he died, he bought the company.

 

It also makes a mean steak sauce, and adds zest to any salad dressing, milk shake, or tropical fish tank.

 

(Important notice:  These statements are for entertainment purposes only, and have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration — nor, for that matter, by the Defense Department or the FBI.)

 

 

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  • John Ziebarth

    If your detractors read this they will certainly miss the sarcasm and will be sure they found the source of your, ‘er, um, ‘creativity.

    • danpeterson

      I’m perpetually high on Gasgacinch, breakfast of champions.


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