Gasgacinch! Get Yours NOW.


Image courtesy of my nephew, John Walters


This is a great product.


My brother liked it so much that, about a year before he died, he bought the company.


It also makes a mean steak sauce, and adds zest to any salad dressing, milk shake, or tropical fish tank.


(Important notice:  These statements are for entertainment purposes only, and have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration — nor, for that matter, by the Defense Department or the FBI.)



Inside the new temple in Córdoba, Argentina
Joseph Smith, trying to teach
An important voice, even where I quibble or outright disagree
Joseph Smith, and one who betrayed him
  • John Ziebarth

    If your detractors read this they will certainly miss the sarcasm and will be sure they found the source of your, ‘er, um, ‘creativity.

    • danpeterson

      I’m perpetually high on Gasgacinch, breakfast of champions.