“Lie Witness News — SXSW Edition”



Embarrassing, one would think.


Good grief.




If I had appeared on national television saying things like this, I could never show my face in public again.  I would have to move, for the sheer shame of it, to an unusually remote and sparsely settled portion of the Australian Outback.  I wouldn’t return for at least ten or twenty years.


(Thanks to my son in Florida for bringing this item to my attention.)