This is a great missionary story, courtesy of Steve Smoot (whose life I’m said — not by Steve Smoot, but by an obsessive anti-Mormon screwball who amuses himself with inventing and anonymously publicizing such claims — to have utterly ruined):
http://www.plonialmonimormon.com/2017/02/whose-fruit-was-desirable-to-make-one.html
Posted from Waikoloa, Hawaii