The winner of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival’s Best Joke award, by Nick Helm:
“I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
Are you in stitches yet?
Funniest joke?
August 26, 2011 By 7 Comments
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I thought No. 5 was pretty good. So was No. 4.
“Last night, I slept like a log. This morning, I woke up in the fireplace.”
BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
“Used to hunt elephants in Africa, but their tusks were too tight. Now I hunt them in Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa.”
oh alright………
A horse walks into a bar….
,,,and the bartender says, “So, why the long face?”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Anglican priest to his wife who’d just spent a fortune on a dress – ” why did you spend so much, I’ve told you that whenever you feel tempted you should say “Get behind me Satan” “I did” said his wife. “What happened then?” said the priest, “He told me it looked lovely from the back”.