Bible Works 20th B’Day Contest Winners

BW has announced the winners of its birthday contest and listed some hilarious entries. Here are my favourties:

I am a fraud. All my Greek expertise comes from Bibleworks, though no one knows this. Please consider. — D. Wallace
– Andy H.

Because there is something deliciously ironic about being able to read about the Tower of Babel in forty different languages.
– Oren H.

BibleWorks: (noun) – 1) an electronic exegetical resource; 2) that which both lazy students and well established academics have in common.
– Mark S.

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– Bridgette H.

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– Wes S.

Winning Bibleworks will enable me to fulfill my INTJ dreams of total world domination in the most economical way possible.
– Russel A.

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