Balloons on a Mailbox

I thought I knew what it meant when someone tied balloons to their mailbox in the United States. A birthday party, or some other celebration, right? Or just possibly a yard sale. And so when I saw balloons on my neighbor’s mailbox, that’s what I presumed it would be. But then I got closer and read the sign attached to the balloons, and here’s what it says:

King Solomon and Peer Pressure
Straight Outta Gallifrey
The Wireless Network formerly known as Canaan
  • VinnyJH

    IT’S A CULT!!