“Halloween is a Satanic holiday” is the most ridiculous, absolute lamest excuse that stingy people have ever come up with as an excuse to not give candy to those who ask for it.
Christians, of course, will not use this excuse, since they know that Jesus himself said “Give to everyone who asks of you” (Luke 6:30) and that “whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me” (Matthew 25:40).
And so Christians will recognize that it is in fact Jesus knocking at their door – even if he is wearing a Devil costume.
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