This summer’s movie The To Do List starring one of my favorite stars, Aubrey Plaza, was a huge disappointment. Seriously, don’t see this film, and especially don’t let your kids see this film. The premise should speak volumes: a virgin valedictorian decides to have dozens of joyless sexual experiences before she goes to college, with any guys who happen to be standing around. To counter it’s terrible message about sex and experimentation, I wrote a “Parental To Do List,” for moms and dads who want to raise sexually pure children. Enjoy it here.