Lagniappe: Velvet Elvii

Lagniappe: Velvet Elvii January 25, 2012

From my quote journal, a little bookish humor.

“I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago,” I said at once.

“Elvii?” Marcone inquired.

“The plural could be Elvises, I guess,” I said. “But if I say that too often, I start muttering to myself and calling things ‘my precious,’ so I usually go with the Latin plural.”

Jim Butcher, Death Masks


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