My Ordinnaversary

Nine years ago—this weekend exactly—I was ordained to Christian ministry. I remember a few things about that day; I remember that the church ladies who raised me put together a wonderfully warm and abundant reception; I remember the many people who drove some miles to be with me for the occasion; I remember the robe being placed on my shoulders and the hands being laid upon my head, shoulders and back; I recall feeling surrounded by blessing, strength, and a very real sense of the Holy Spirit mov … [Read more...]

Joy in the Morning. Again.

           Dear God,                   What the hell…??                   Thanks in advance for your quick reply.            Sincerely, Those of us who spend our days telling everybody how good you are.If you wake up with this prayer on your heart on a day like today, you are not alone. Nor are you unfaithful, a heathen, a blasphemer, or a heretic.  In fact, if you are a person who goes around with all-things-Holy on the brain, most of the time, it is only natural that God is the … [Read more...]

The Gospel of Dunder Mifflin

"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."I once heard a television critic on NPR discuss the best series finales of all time. He named the top three as St. Elsewhere; Newhart; and Six Feet Under.Today, I hereby proclaim that The Office joins those ranks of shows that ended well. Really, really well.While those others may have ended with epic plot twists that blew viewers' minds (the snow globe; the dream; the series of epitaphs spanning nearly 100 years of Fisher-dom) the Scranton crew went out … [Read more...]

What Does this Mean?

Nine years ago--almost to the day--I sat in a small meeting room with a committee who would decide yay or nay on my upcoming ordination. It was only mildly stressful; I'd been meeting with this group quarterly for several years...I figured if they hadn't found issue with me thus far, there was little chance of them flagging me as crazy or unfit at this point. Mostly, it was just a conversation.So when one of the pastors at the table asked me what I thought really happened at Pentecost, I … [Read more...]

Rootless and Wandering

If you ever wonder what pastors talk about when we get together, the topics are, in no particular order:-Church people. I mean, we don't spill pastoral confidences, but we definitely talk about our people. It's mostly good news. Mostly...-Sermons; process, upcoming themes, recent triumphs and epic disasters.-Kids (if we have kids) and how we balance the parent and pastor acts. (The answer is: just barely, most days).-Which new tv show/band/book series has THEOLOGICAL SUBTEXT. We … [Read more...]

Recipe for Joy–Review

It's always fun when people send you free books.A few weeks ago, I got a package in the mail containing a couple of books that other Patheos writers were going to read and review, forming a  virtual book club. The fun part (other than getting free books in the mail!) was that both seemed timely for things I'm doing in ministry right now. I mean, I'm in the midst of a sermon series called "Manna: A Gospel of Food." And what shows up in my mailbox but a book called Recipe for Joy. It's like ge … [Read more...]

Psalm 23-and-a-half

The Lord is my shepherd,whether I like it or not.I shall not want.Except for a bigger house, a nicer car a slimmer waistline;a newer device, a little more power;and to always, always, every day, be right about everything.He makes me lie down in green pasturesas the world grays with concreteand browns with toxic fumesand bleeds with violence and rage.He leads me beside still waters                           even though I pull away, and make a run for the … [Read more...]

When Good People Say Dumb Stuff

In the wake of a tragedy like yesterday's bombing, we ask the age-old question: why do bad things happen to good people?And in the hours and days following such an event, we might also find ourselves wondering: why do good people say dumb things?Through our collective prayers, we seek understanding; we ask for God's comfort with the wounded and those suffering loss; we give thanks for our own loved ones, safe at home, by some stroke of grace or luck; we pray for justice and peace. These … [Read more...]

Head and Heart

When a church is dying, The Body wants to know why. When people are leaving (or just not coming), when no new programs emerge, when there's no money for outreach, and no passion for mission, we start asking questions: what are we doing wrong? what are we just plain not doing? It's a sad conversation, with fatigue and frustration involved. The physical weight of the unknown and unknowable...it sits heavy on the congregational heart, and smothers everything. Even--maybe especially--the spirit of wo … [Read more...]


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