…to a ravening mob in a combox. About 50% are capable of grasping analogies and reasoned discourse. The other half are thoroughly ginned up hysterics. You’re a better man than I am, Jimmy.
Old and Busted Conventional Combox Wisdom: The Church is dragging its feet laicizing priests with all this canonical process jazz. It’s just a good ol’ boy scheme for keeping abusers on the payroll and bleeding the laity white! Burn them!
The Interwebz: where a cleric weighs as much as a duck and is therefore made of wood and thus proven to be a witch.